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@th brings a jug to the flower shop across the street.

Them: What would you like in it?

Him: I don’t know, something tall?



UK #petition: Remove requirement for gender dysphoria diagnosis to obtain a [gender recognition certificate]

[ #trans #transgender ]

Peas like crappy weather, I guess. I thought my peas were done since they were turning all yellow after a couple of weeks of summer weather. But we’ve been having cold rainy weather the past few days and now my pea plants are covered in new dark green growth, flowers, and peas pods.

opens Washington Post app

closes Washington Post app

sets iPad on fire

(please hold while the administrator increases my upload quota…)

When you receive a commission asking: 'Please could you paint a Friday night at pub kicking out time, with all the fights, kebabs, and throwing up in gutters, but in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry?'

A fine example of what I can only describe as avant-Romanesque by Jim'll Paint It.

This morning I deleted my last DO hosted server. On-prem is the new cloud.

I got the Dutch vaccine, so I get to skip inburgering, right? πŸ‡³πŸ‡±β€‹πŸ’‰β€‹

Can someone who understands explain how those numbers work? They don't match the numbers they're saying.

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