Someone stripped down a bike in front of our house. Basically all that's left are the frame and wheels. What do we do with this? Are these parts just not valuable to anyone?
@th "holding hands while riding bicycles into the gowanus canal together" would make a great climax to a hipster Thelma and Louise reboot, though
@th unfortunately the gases released by most bicycle/gowanus reactions are highly toxic, as you'll remember from your Intro to Horror Film Chemistry class