Bicycles are to blame for the extinction of red-heads and the prevalence of brunettes. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn90059523/1897-01-25/ed-1/seq-6/
@th Like when grey squirrels displace red squirrels?
@th that headline font is exactly at the midpoint between fey and metal
Going to start telling drivers to bow before the “all conquering wheel” when riding in traffic. That’ll show them!
@th tagging some people who live in saint paul for this hogseyewash @mikeseye @firewally