@th escaping pie

@th ... it is only available under the indoor pool when the skylight windows are open.

@th
It looks like the kind of wifi that is meant for laptops that are protected with airbags.
They probably have observed that their wifi is so slow, that users fall asleep and hit their heads on their keyboards.

@th I think this will let you remotely jettison a Boeing emergency escape hatch. Have you pushed it?!

@th in which your cliffside house slides into the ocean

@th WiFi active when bridge is open

@th Caution: emergency liferafts are wifi activated.

@th bidet uploads your “full moon” videos to the cloud

@th 802.11pee?

@th Uplifted whale Wi-Fi