"this Cisco asa vulnerability, don't we have one of those in the rack?"
"Yes"
"Are we vulnerable?"
"No I have mitigations in place"
"Such as ?"
"I unplugged the power cable a while ago"
@quixoticgeek probably best stick a label on it in case someone "fixes the problem" by reconnecting the power!
@mjr I'm waiting for the next budget cycle, to purchase an axe and then it shall experience percussive reconfiguration...
@quixoticgeek @mjr A reprogramming it will never forget, one might say :)
@KatS @quixoticgeek PC LOAD LETTER
@KatS @quixoticgeek @mjr OK, Zaphod
@quixoticgeek @mjr Not showy, but maybe a dose of thermite would ensure the job gets done properly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gX4W33WgM
@quixoticgeek Dedicated Network Security Device.
Makes the network more secure with one simple switch (to "Off").