My downstairs neighbour is either torturing a cat, or torturing a guitar, I'm not entirely sure which, but either way, I'd really like them to stop.
@afewbugs the cat has stopped...
@quixoticgeek Made me think of a guitar sprawling around, with a ‘play me’ vibe, then scratching your hand when you actually try.
@quixoticgeek maybe they're a cat playing a guitar?